hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(via carnivorousp00k)

joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

(via ijsw)

tastefullyoffensive:

*whiteness intensifies* [deephlat]

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

tsuthetiger:

tHAT DOG IS GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK

(via ijsw)

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

(via myheadisspooky)

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chaos7:

panhikattack:

chaos7:

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

image

I don’t understand this aesthetic.

neither do the police

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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

(via myheadisspooky)