nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(via mathbookair)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(via gloctorwho)

marquis-de-sadist:

Stripping rude people and dumping them into water sources is becoming a signature move.

(via gloctorwho)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

thisturtleisneon:

I am so proud of this.

thisturtleisneon:

I am so proud of this.

  • Friend 1: He didn't wanted to fuck girls because his pants are always too comfortable. Neither he want to fuck boys. What sexuality does he have?
  • Me: Sounds like Asexuality.
  • Friend 1: You're asexual?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Friend 1: How is it to be asexual? Is it a good life [without sex?]
  • Friend 2: Well. You don't give a fuck.
ourtimeorg:

Funny, but really not funny… #EatHealthy

ourtimeorg:

Funny, but really not funny… #EatHealthy

upworthy:

The Video About Israel-Gaza You Can Share With Your Friends That (Hopefully) Won’t Offend Them

It’s nearly impossible not to be upset about the Israel-Gaza conflict. It’s heartbreaking to watch, and simultaneously, we’re inundated with opinions from every direction telling us whom we should blame. This video, however, does an admirable job explaining the current situation without pointing fingers at one particular side.

ourtimeorg:

Yes, definitely not how it works.

ourtimeorg:

Yes, definitely not how it works.

cartoonpolitics:

He has a good point. I think the cartoon refers to this story, an example of the everyday ignorance and Islamophobia that characterizes Fox ‘News’ ..

cartoonpolitics:

He has a good point. I think the cartoon refers to this story, an example of the everyday ignorance and Islamophobia that characterizes Fox ‘News’ ..

Equivalent Exchange

(via ladyanneoftardis)

blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

(via stangscartoonsandlols)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via speriend)